do you think...jackass checklist

• do you think your child is perfect and can do no wrong? then you are probably a jackass.
• do you think that your life is way harder than everyone else's? then you are probably a jackass.
• do you think that everyone should be doing more to help you? then you are probably a jackass.
• do you think that you are intrinsically owed something by life? then you are probably a jackass.
• do you think that your child is incapable of making their own decisions? then you are probably a jackass.
• do you think that failure and despair are avoidable? then you are probably a jackass.
• do you think that you can somehow arrange your life to be without interruption, chaos, or drama? then you are probably a jackass.
• do you think that when you make bad decisions that other people should somehow be responsible or affected? then you are probably a jackass.
• do you think that money is never ending and that although you are incapable of handling your own finances, you should dictate how others should spend theirs? then you are probably a jackass.
• do you think that school is for academics alone? then you are probably a jackass.
• do you think there is something wrong with this world, but instead of changing anything in your small sphere, you complain and do nothing? then you are probably a jackass.
• do you think that your child is exempt from the laws of courtesy, self-control, and respect? then you are probably a jackass.
• do you think that you can do a better job than just about everyone around you at just about everything? then you are probably a jackass.